New Years Resolution: Go Pro.

In case you don't know, skateboarding is hot. Real hot. Bam, Ryan Sheckler and Rob Dyrdek have their own TV shows. Danny Way's mega ramp has billboards advertising insurance policies plastered down the side of it. We have seen Guiness World Record officials tap skateboards with pencils on international television. Dorian Tucker still makes a living selling shitty pre fab skateparks to city councils across America. Video Games. Tech Decks. Big budget full feature length films. Donny Barley on K mart T-Shirts. Skateboarding selling life insurance. Apparently the skateboard industry is worth over 5 billion dollars a year. (check it here) It's no wonder people want a slice of the action. As skateboarders, we have seen it all.

At least, we thought we had.

Ladies and Gentlemen, let me introduce to you, the Tony Robbins of Skateboarding, Tony Waters.

http://www.secretsofskateboarding.com/main.php

Also known as the "Skateboarding Badass!"

Let me tell you about Tony Waters. Tony Waters is an "underground skater", who really did study some Tony Robbins, and makes over $40000 a year selling this bullshit to stupid people. In his spare time, he enjoys painting landscapes, auto-erotic asphyxiation, and spying on family members in the shower.

Expect to hear more from Tony in the next few years. He's unlocked the secret to skateboarding, so we're obviously going to see him go pro pretty soon.



Nice stack hat, pussy!