Top 10 Things I Miss About the States

1. Cheesesteaks
2. the homies
3. New York Strip Steak w/ Asparagus
4. Girls w/ bit titties
5. Girls w/ big asses
6. a large selection of Gatorade
7. YeungLing Beer (sounds like it's from asia but it's from Pennsylvania)
8. Chipper's switch flips
9. Porn
10. People not spitting and dogshit all over the sidewalk

Let's see what changes in a year from now.



Oh yeah, maybe it's just me but I seem to be getting lost just about every fucking day out here. This morning, I left the crib at 8:15am. Took a cab to a spot like 15 blocks away for a part time English job teaching interview that I just now decided I want nothing to do with. Then asked for the closests metro stop. People would usualy just shake their head/hand and refuse to talk to me. Or if they did, just say the street name and walk away. HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND IT!! Give me a street name and a direction, just point in a direction and I'll walk there! So, after countless attempts and refusal to take another cab, a kind security guard points in a direction. I walk and realize that the whole time, i was right by my office but on the other side of the fucking road. My office is on East Suzhou Road. I was walking around on South Suzhou Road (which is over a bridge, that is why i couldn't figure it out). Anyway, it took me a litle ove an hour to walk a mile. They need to start implanting GPS systems ito our brains or make them on watches.

by the way, i now have a bootleg collection of over 300 DVDs, thanks to the previous dude who lived in my now apartment and left them for me. Shitty movies... HERE I COME!!!!!!!!!!!