Tuesday, September 16, 2008

dsl.... more like dick sucking lint-ernet

the fucking internet in china is the worst. i feel like i'm back in 1998 w/ 56k dial up speeds. can't do SHIT.

2 comments:

Daniel said...

maybe if you weren't searching for NAKED WHITE WOMEN, posting on FREE TIBET forums, browsing for alternatives to MSG, and watching china lose at ping pong on youtube, then the chinese government wouldn't have to slow down all your shit, huh?

tommy said...

maybe if you didn't suck so much cock, you'd be able to see past those balls long enough to find that hidden gatorade in New Zealand.


No, but really... i heard if you stick your finger in your butthole, you can find that secret peanutbutter, extra crunchy version.